Obama Clears Nation for Hunting Hodags

President Obama recently passed a bill which allows citizens to legally hunt the well known Hodag. The Hodag currently resides in the forests of Peninsula State Park, Rock Island, Straight Lakes, Lake Wissota, Northern Highland, Appalachian, Red Wood, Ottawa, Grand Mesa, Chippewa, Superior, Lewis and Clark, Forbidden, and Chequamegon-Nicolet. The permits will allow hunters to tag up to three Hodags a season. There will be special centers in each state (excluding Alabama and New Mexico respectively) strictly to process each Hodag. Hunting hours will for the Hodag season are unlimited, making all hours open. The hunting season will run between January 2 to January 9. All legal calibers of weapons will be open, but the preferable weapon of choice is a 50 pound bow. Obama said in a statement that, "This country needs to hunt Hodags, cause 'merica needs its meat. 'merica!"